The Most Recent Twitter Update:  Your Thoughts?

Today’s post is really more of a question, or a series of questions.  Have you updated your Twitter profile to go along with the latest updates?  How do you like the update?  I updated my profile a couple of weeks ago, but I am not quite happy with the update that I made.  I love the way it looks on my desktop, but I hate the way it looks in the ipad app.  On my phone however, I love it again.  No matter how I tweak it; I find I can’t seem to love it on all three devices.  So, I chose to go with the majority and keep what I have now.

 

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A while back, when I was changing the graphics on my YouTube channels (don’t look; they’re kind of neglected), I liked that YouTube showed me how it would look on mobile and TV in addition to the desktop.  This made it so much easier to create graphics that would work visually for all devices.  I wish Twitter would allow for a similar preview option or at least update their apps to work better with the desktop version.

Since I made my changes earlier in the roll out, there weren’t any templates or guides out yet to follow, created by users.  So since I love lists and I don’t want you to be as frustrated as I was, here are a few templates you can download to help with your design:

Photoshop Template by Timothy Brand

Photoshop Template by Pauline Cabrera (includes her artwork as a guide)

Photoshop & PNG Template Files by Inline Vision (requires email list sign-up)

 

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Boosting Office Morale When You ARE the Office

As a freelancer, I wear many hats and essentially I am the entire office staff for my business.  Just me, myself and I.  I’ve written before about when the boss (me) gets sick and now, the boss is in crisis.  I have playfully referred to my dog as my coworker and over the weekend, he passed away.  I have been grieving all weekend and now it is Monday; I am trying to throw myself into my work; but my morale is low.  The mood in my office is somber and I am doing my best to try to boost my morale.  In my typical fashion, I made out a list of reasons to be happy and a list of things to do to stay happy.

Reasons to be Happy:

  1. He is no longer suffering and had a full life.
  2. He silently supported and sometimes participated in all of my silly antics.
  3. I have a lot of things to be grateful for:  health, life, business, family, etc.
  4. I was lucky to have had him.  He was great support.

Things to do to Stay Happy:

  1. Dance around the office.
  2. Play music.
  3. Work insanely hard for a half day and then take the rest of the day off to go to the park.
  4. Look into taking golf lessons (a suggestion from Twitter).
  5. Go for a run.
  6. Clean/Rearrange the office.  A change of scenery would be nice.

Today may be a bit rough for me, but I know that with time I will heal and bounce back to my normal bubbly self.  In the meantime, I will be working on office morale.  Have you ever faced a crisis that left your office morale in the dumps?  How did you rally back?

 

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Social Media Superlatives

Flipping through an old high school yearbook (shout out to Pine Forge Academy!), I stumbled upon the superlative’s section and it made me smile.  “Most Likely to Succeed” and “Best Looking” were a couple of the normal ones you see and “Most Likely to Return and Teach” was one of the unusual ones we made up.  For some reason, taking this stroll down memory lane made me think of ways superlatives could be applied to social media.  The following is what I came up with:

 

Most Likely to Flood Your News Feed

When you view their feeds, large chunks of their postings are within minutes or seconds of each other.  These are then followed by large gaps of time, only to be followed by another chunky slew of back-to-back posts.  You may also notice very little engagement with anyone other than themselves.

 

Most Likely to be a Spam Bot

Their profile bio reads “I will give you [insert number] of [follows/likes/links]” and they are following a ton of people, but have very few followers themselves.

 

Mostly to NOT be a Real Guru or Ninja

They do no possess a high intellect that is visible in the content they are posting; are not a spiritual or religious guide; and the extinct of their martial arts skills lie within the phrase “wax on; wax off.”

 

Most Likely to Scream at You

Their profile bio is written in ALL CAPS.  It is safe to assume without glancing at their feeds, that most if not all of their posts will also be in all caps.  Either they really are excited about everything they have to say; do not understand emphasis over usage; or their caps lock key is permanently depressed and stuck with a sticky substance.

 

Most Likely to Indirectly Talk to You

This person is probably new to the social media platform they are using or to social media all together.  On Facebook, they will post a comment or direct message as their status, but without tagging the person they are speaking to.  Example:  “Thanks Janet, I agree.”  On Twitter, LinkedIn, G+, Instagram, etc. they will forget to @mention in a comment or update.  Essentially, they are whispering to the person next to them at a crowded club.  They will not be heard.

 

Can you think of any superlatives that should be added to the list?  I must admit, I had a bit of fun coming up with these!

 

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Look What I Found: Monday Motivation

It’s amazing what a simple Google search can turn up.  Well, that’s not really what is amazing; me not thinking to do it before is what is amazing.  On to one of my favorite topics: Mondays.  I talk about them a lot and this morning I performed a Google search for “Monday Motivation.”  What I turned up was a Pinterest board by The Little titled, “Monday Motivation.”   The board is full of quotes meant to inspire and motivate.  I thought I would share a few of the ones that jumped out at me.  She also has a board titled, “Friday Fun,” and I am including a few from that board as well, since I like a little humor in the mix.  🙂

Source Links:

http://www.pinterest.com/pin/166914729908957444/

http://www.pinterest.com/pin/166914729908957437/

http://www.pinterest.com/pin/166914729908957305/

http://www.pinterest.com/pin/166914729908957290/

http://www.pinterest.com/pin/166914729908957449/

http://www.pinterest.com/pin/166914729908956168/

Have you found Pinterest to be a good source for motivation, inspiration, etc?  I don’t know why, but I never thought to look there before.  What are some of your favorite Pinterest boards for inspiration? Share them in the comments below!

“Reasonable” Usually Means “Unreasonable”

This is a bit of a vent…

rea•son•able  adjective \ˈrēz-nə-bəl, ˈrē-zən-ə-bəl\ a :  being in accordance with reason <a reasonable theory>

b :  not extreme or excessive <reasonable requests>

c :  moderatefair <a reasonable chance> <a reasonable price>

d :  inexpensive

According to Merriam-Webster, that is the definition of reasonable.  However, in the business world it seems to meet this definition:

un•rea•son•able adjective \-ˈrēz-nə-bəl, -ˈrē-zən-ə-bəl\

: not fair, sensible, or appropriate : not reasonable

a :  not governed by or acting according to reason<unreasonable people>

b :  not conformable to reason :  absurd <unreasonable beliefs>

:  exceeding the bounds of reason or moderation <working under unreasonable pressure>

For example, when someone says that they are looking for ABC service at a reasonable price, it usually means at an absurdly low price or free.  I understand that a reasonable price is relative to what that person perceives the cost should be, but it seems that most people that use the word “reasonable” perceive the cost to be well below industry standards.  In my personal experience, it seems to be the perceived cost is low because a) the person does not see the value in the service to begin with; or b) they do not understand the amount of effort, time and energy that may be put into such a project to achieve their desired result.  Either way, when someone uses the word reasonable when inquiring about my services, a red flag is waved.  More than likely, they have received other quotes and did not like the pricing or did not feel them to be reasonable.

Time constraints seem to be another area I often hear the word reasonable used.  For example, someone needs a project/service completed in a reasonable amount of time.  Usually this tends to mean an unreasonably short amount of time.  Sometimes the offender is the service provider with an unreasonably long amount of time to complete the project.  Again, I understand that perception may play a large role in what someone deems to be reasonable or unreasonable, but I have to believe that deep down they know it may be a bit absurd.

Have you had a similar experience with the use of the word “reasonable?”

 

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